Degrees are worthless
Academia: C++.
Reality: StackOverflow, ChatGPT, bad docs, and yelling at API responses.
Humor Bits
Where product plans fall apart, deploys fail at 10:59 PM, and Slack threads turn existential, this is the meme archive of my startup life. Not everything needs a case study; some things just need shitposting.
Pixel alignment is sacred.
I have played these games before.
And they still burn.
AI Over Everything
PitchGPT > Fixing flows
(“Let’s AI the modal!”)
Every founder. Every sprint. Every damn time.
Open Source Reality Check
The issue was raised in 2021. 7 "me too" comments.
Product Brain on Vacation
Lying on a beach but mentally wireframing the onboarding flow.
Contact sales to solve the production issue
Just take my money. Or better: a self-serve plan.
Final MR x Merge Conflicts
Uno No Mercy.
Modernisation is the new fad
“Can we just refactor the whole system while we’re at it?”
No. No we can’t.
PM in the Party
Release note: fixed a bug in the profile preview
Real life: still shipping bugs in your love life
DevOps vs SRE
One deploys. The other documents?